“don’t make people into heroes, john”
“heroes don’t exist,”
“and if they did,”
“i wouldn’t be one of them.”
Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
SWEENEY’S…WAITING…
I WANT…A MOCHA
Oh my god, I’m dying.
AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE
AT LAST MY HAND IS COMPLETE AGAIN
Kid sketches!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Oh my God I just started laughing at Dave and Dirk like OH MY GOD YOU TWO NO LMFAO
aninkywisp reblogged your post: aninkywisp reblogged your post: redfruitwhiteseeds…
BUT… BUT JOHNDAVE JOHN ALREADY GOT DUMPED AS BEST FRIEND FOR A CHESS PIECE COME ONsorry bro
they could all just kiss maybe
OR MAYBE Terezi and Dave are friends with benefits because Karkat’s being a douchewaffle about it all and sending Terezi frustratingly mixed signals.
Or Karkat’s making it all up in his head and taking us all on a trip of the century.
meanwhile, sexy jenga with the derp twins and davesprite
or
something
get out jade me and davesprite got a rimming block
;D
; D
;D
wait how does this work on you do you even have a butthole, ds
i refuse to answer that
