“don’t make people into heroes, john”
“heroes don’t exist,”
“and if they did,”
“i wouldn’t be one of them.”
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
I WANT…A MOCHA
Oh my god, I’m dying.
AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE
AT LAST MY HAND IS COMPLETE AGAIN
whenever i read anon hate i always read it in the judgmental and bitchy voice of cindy vortex
Oh my God I just started laughing at Dave and Dirk like OH MY GOD YOU TWO NO LMFAO
mmmhm yep i really did it
Oh my fucking God it’s my ot3. *A* /busts out new tags
OH MY GOD BABY BE MINE
BUT… BUT JOHNDAVE JOHN ALREADY GOT DUMPED AS BEST FRIEND FOR A CHESS PIECE COME ON
they could all just kiss maybe
OR MAYBE Terezi and Dave are friends with benefits because Karkat’s being a douchewaffle about it all and sending Terezi frustratingly mixed signals.
Or Karkat’s making it all up in his head and taking us all on a trip of the century.
meanwhile, sexy jenga with the derp twins and davesprite
get out jade me and davesprite got a rimming block
wait how does this work on you do you even have a butthole, ds
i refuse to answer that